Choc covered Digestives

The sordid lack of human interaction within a cubicle farm has led me to contemplate deeply philosophical issues, including the following one:

Should chocolate covered digestive biscuits be eaten with the chocolate side face up, or face down?

Naturally one would tend to hold them with the chocolate side face-up, since gravity and the need to keep fingers chocolate free (be nice to keyboards) makes you hold the drier, less messy digestive biscuit side, but this means that your tongue first comes into contact with the digestive biscuit side, and not the chocolate side, which is clearly immoral. Oh the quandry.

Reminds me of a calvin and hobbes strip where calvin was complaining about his peanut butter and jelly sandwich, and how the jelly should be on top of the peanut butter (it definitely tastes better that way), and his mom made it wrong, whereupon she just flipped said sandwich over. Mm. PB&J.