bowled over

Some of life’s greatest philosophical revelations arise from moments spent sitting in the toilet. Some of life’s worst, too. In particular today I had a number of thoughts:

1. I may not be hung over, but my brain feels tingly and I probably lost a few hundred thousand brain cells there.


2. The speed of which the toilet roll decreases in radius increases with time in a linear fashion


3. I wonder how people could actually come in here to sleep?


4. I should only do work for female bosses, because then I won’t bump into them in the toilet.