Why it is cold

1. Because the pipes which vent steam now seem to vent ice



2. Because your jacket crackles like the skin of roast pigs when you walk out into the cold


3. Because lake michigan and chicago river have blocks of ice on them


4. Because the insides of your nose stiffen up when you walk outside


5. Because your toes feel like falling off after walking 10min to class

Viva la Chicago!