The dining room is proud to present......your dinner.

So it's probably a function of how i wasn't very hungry and was merely eating for nutritional purposes, but wow what an amazing spread there was for dinner tonight.

Blue option:
1. Failed attempt to transmute a dead chicken, served with beans on the side

Red options:
2. Patty of hambeefmeat, with mashed potatoes, which was actually decent but i didn't really feel like reprocessed meat today
3. Steak and fries.

woooo steak. I decided that for the same price, who wouldn't want steak and fries over reprocessed meats?

Only i later realised it was more like steak and fires. Lots and lots and lots of fires. On closer inspection it seemed like the ideal cooking process for steak in the Resto U is to put the steak on top of a fire, add kerosene to the flames, and then go off somewhere to read the papers. La Monde, LA Times, New York Times, the lot of them. Then came back and remembered all about the steak and tried to hide it a bit under the fries.

So i drank a lot of water because i was dehydrated and everyone knows that water is good for you and thus is essential to a nutritionally balanced meal. Then after about 600ml i remembered how a certain bio major said how you shouldn't drink water at a meal coz it hinders digestion. So i stopped.

At least the fries were good.